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Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (6589)

On 11/01/2013 at 6:47pm - work - by choke on a dick, sir (woman) - United States (Maine)

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For a second you had the coolest boss in the world.

#2 - On 11/02/2013 at 12:07am by Kiki242

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The Boss sounds bipolar.

#1 - On 11/02/2013 at 12:05am by kawaiichick

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