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Today, I had to listen to my boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy, fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on the radio. I worked a 12-hour shift. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29653) - you deserved it (2687)

On 10/28/2013 at 8:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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I was one of the first to vote and they were all ydi. Why in the world would you deserve this? That sounds beyond annoying.

#2 - On 10/29/2013 at 2:44am by SixthSinEnvy

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12 hours straight of "Arabica beans" over and over? You must get paid good, or really need this job. FYL

#5 - On 10/29/2013 at 2:48am by thatisaWIN

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