Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44339) - you deserved it (6595)
On 10/20/2013 at 2:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML
why didn't you look at it before?
#1 - On 10/20/2013 at 6:07am by underthesea12
See in context
+179 | 24
Start applying in the cartel?
#2 - On 10/20/2013 at 6:08am by Pleonasm
+123 | 30
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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