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Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 9:43am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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The teacher said you WERE smart. Not that you ARE smart.

If you were smart you'd have been able to tell the difference.

#2 - On 10/17/2013 at 12:51pm by DocBastard

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If you can't baffle them with your brilliance, stun them with your stupidity

#11 - On 10/17/2013 at 12:57pm by Dunmerdude

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