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Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26442) - you deserved it (43470)

On 10/16/2013 at 12:40am - work - by LFE - United States (Texas)

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If we've learned one thing on this site, it's always double check your resume!

#2 - On 10/16/2013 at 6:07am by MsConfusedd

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Ah honest mistake, maybe try double checking your information next time! Fyl, OP!

#1 - On 10/16/2013 at 6:07am by ashleyylove3

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