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Today, it's the fifth day in a row my workmate has worn the exact same clothing. We share the desk. I'm absolutely positive he hasn't hit the shower since last weekend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39169) - you deserved it (2856)

On 10/11/2013 at 11:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Douse him with Febreze and liquid soap. I guarantee he'll get the idea pretty quickly.

#1 - On 10/11/2013 at 12:45pm by DocBastard

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Maybe invest in one of those decorative air fresheners and point it in his direction

#3 - On 10/11/2013 at 12:46pm by PandaSmile

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