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Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML


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On 10/07/2013 at 3:37am - work - by bitch (woman) - Australia

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I understand your frustration, but there really was no need to scowl and snap at him. People deserve some courtesy.

#1 - On 10/07/2013 at 10:10am by Welshite

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I feel obligated to click YDI just because you replied so rudely. I completely understand where you're coming from when asked to help carry his drinks, but there's no need to snap at the poor guy.

#3 - On 10/07/2013 at 10:10am by michelleJ11

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