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Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

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On 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by Nice Melons (woman) - United States

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Well, at least he wasn't looking you straight in the boobs.

#2 - On 09/30/2013 at 2:42am by tinyrosie

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Hey it's a compliment. For both you and the fruit. Bravo

#1 - On 09/30/2013 at 2:42am by thatonegirlnic

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