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Today, my boss decided that we no longer have to clock out for cigarette breaks, but we do for toilet breaks. I'm the only non-smoker on my floor, and I'm getting penalised for it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38488) - you deserved it (2567)

On 09/18/2013 at 1:48pm - work - by Anon - United Kingdom

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Is that even legal? I honestly don't know if he can do that.

#4 - On 09/18/2013 at 6:04pm by Welshite

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Well, that's a pisser

#1 - On 09/18/2013 at 6:03pm by yetanotherginger

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