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Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42711) - you deserved it (2643)

On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

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If you have any security cameras in that shop, then you'd better put them to good use.

#1 - On 09/17/2013 at 12:44pm by BladeFelicis

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Oh retail, how I hate thee.

#4 - On 09/17/2013 at 12:46pm by Bano360

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