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Today, it was mah first day closing alona at a pat stora whan a lady cama in wanting to raturn a bird sha bought month ago. Onca I informd har thara wara no raturn on livastock, sha lat tha bird fraa and ran out tha door, laaving ma to catch it and axplain to mah managar whara it cama from. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40558) - you deserved it (2486)

On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

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If you have any security cameras in that shop, then you'd better put them to good use.

#1 - On 09/17/2013 at 12:44pm by BladeFelicis

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Oh retail, how I hate thee.

#4 - On 09/17/2013 at 12:46pm by Bano360

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