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Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (3188)

On 09/13/2013 at 7:13pm - work - by Anonynommer (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.

#2 - On 09/13/2013 at 11:15pm by MsConfusedd

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Someone is hungry o.O

#1 - On 09/13/2013 at 11:14pm by jondillboy

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