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Today, a customer kept harassing me and threatening to sue me for all I'm worth because I wouldn't give her a free refill. Her reasoning was that it's "illegal" to deny people a free refill if there's still a little drink left in the cup. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47054) - you deserved it (3703)

On 09/07/2013 at 5:43pm - work - by goshoveafuckingfrappuccinoupyourvagyoupsychocunt (man) - United States (Virginia)

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That sounds like a rule I'd love!

#1 - On 09/07/2013 at 8:38pm by cosicosei

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Ignore her and move on. There is no case there so let her sue, she'll be laughed out of the courtroom and hopefully fined for wasting time.

#3 - On 09/07/2013 at 8:42pm by lolita88

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