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Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML


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On 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by /(•'_'•)\ (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."

#2 - On 09/07/2013 at 8:38pm by Brool_Story_Co

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What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!

#1 - On 09/07/2013 at 8:38pm by BreynHope

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