Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

by CodyS / 09/03/2013 at 1:03am / United States (Ohio) / Work

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  • Should have checked the obvious places first... but apparently covert is overt for you.

    #2 - On 09/03/2013 at 5:53am by Wizardo

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  • Ahh OP, nothing worse than the extreme measures we take when we're in a rush! Rational thinking goes out the door!

    #6 - On 09/03/2013 at 5:56am by Cocainee

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