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Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41477) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm - work - by smurftastic (man) - United States (California)

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Don't give up OP it'll get better eventually.

#1 - On 09/03/2013 at 3:25am by ariiewilliams

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Every success story usually starts out like this. A piece of advice: tell everyone, and I mean everyone, what you do and why they should hire you. Be shameless about it. Networking is the key to any successful business.

#5 - On 09/03/2013 at 3:28am by the_real_dvd

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