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Today, a customer wanted a military discount for buying two 39 cent Slim Jims. I work at an auto parts store. FML

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On 08/26/2013 at 1:51am - work - by luvmypony (woman) - United States (California)

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You should have gave him the employee discount. Two for .78 cents.

#4 - On 08/26/2013 at 10:18am by jgriff79

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Hey Slim Jims are pretty useful for working on a car, what else are you supposed to eat that's meaty and juicy? Or can be held in one hand while using a wrench?

#3 - On 08/26/2013 at 10:16am by Bevspeaks

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