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Today, while training a new employee, I had to run after a naked guy chasing a hooker at the hotel I work at. I made him go back to his room, while she offered me a good time for 300 bucks. The trainee left and hasn't come back yet. FML


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On 08/22/2013 at 7:50pm - work - by Awkward - United States

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Pfft! That trainee is a pussy! If he can't handle a pimp or his hoes, he's gonna have a hard time dealing with the real world.

On an unrelated note: who would pay over 50 bucks for stinky, used up, mystery vagina?

#3 - On 08/23/2013 at 3:18am by TheOnlyKittyKat

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Welp, time to find a new trainee.

#1 - On 08/23/2013 at 3:15am by Booda_Shun

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