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Today, I was at a "bring your family to work" event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, "No wife today?" Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (8337)

On 08/19/2013 at 3:04pm - work - by insensitive prick (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Well.. You didn't know.

#1 - On 08/19/2013 at 6:09pm by TKay916

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Things never to say to your co-workers:
1) How's your wife/husband?
2) Are you pregnant?
3) The light bulb in your bedroom closet is out.

Um, actually forget about #3.

#10 - On 08/19/2013 at 6:13pm by DocBastard

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