Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML
by kaynotentirelywrong / 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
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Fucking awesome mom you've got there.
#1 - On 08/15/2013 at 9:26pm by Wolstenholme
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#5 - On 08/15/2013 at 9:29pm by Tito30
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