Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36924) - you deserved it (12296)
On 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by kaynotentirelywrong (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I…
Fucking awesome mom you've got there.
#1 - On 08/15/2013 at 9:26pm by Wolstenholme
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If you're good at something, never do it for free.
#5 - On 08/15/2013 at 9:29pm by Tito30
+113 | 27
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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