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Man or woman?

Today, I let a friend read a draft of the novel I'm writing. She claimed the antagonist is blatantly based on her, and threatened to sue me if I don't pay her royalties. The antagonist is an ancient, insane goblin witch. I guess I see now how this confusion could arise. FML


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On 08/09/2013 at 6:53pm - work - by pardon my English :$ (woman) - France

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I doubt she would want to prove in front of a judge that she's an insane goblin witch, even if she is. You'll be fine.

#1 - On 08/09/2013 at 11:33pm by newburton13

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Can you collect royalties from an insane asylum?

#2 - On 08/09/2013 at 11:34pm by Catkam623

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