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Today, during an otherwise promising job interview, I was asked how much I thought was too much for a "good hit of blow". I must have stayed speechless for too long, because the guy's next words were, "Yeah, you're not cut out for this." I'm shocked and baffled too. FML


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On 08/07/2013 at 6:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Does he want to hire ex drug addicts? Op, you don't want that job as obviously the Man's a nut

#1 - On 08/07/2013 at 1:05pm by firegirl1993

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That guy sounds like a chronically stupid dope. I hope you got up and blew that joint with the greatest speed. Obviously his meth-od of interviewing was terrible, and the job is probably not all it was cracked up to be.

Go make yourself a pot of tea, or have a diet Coke, and forget the whole thing.

#8 - On 08/07/2013 at 1:10pm by DocBastard

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