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Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML


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On 08/04/2013 at 3:09pm - work - by Neanderthals walk among us (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

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Gee coffee that tastes like coffee who would have thunk it lol

#2 - On 08/04/2013 at 11:30pm by gremlin_bros

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Tell her to stay away from anything that says "coffee" in it title if she hates it so god damn much.

#3 - On 08/04/2013 at 11:32pm by amDes

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