By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 056
You deserved it 3 786

Same thing different taste

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UnluckyGenius 21

He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

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UnluckyGenius 21

He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

UnluckyGenius 21

Because pineapples are always a good back up for avocado- I give up.

TrollingStalker 16

*the krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!*

expertsmilee 26

The **** y'all thumbing a perfectly executed spongebob quote down for?

UnluckyGenius 21

I know right? I was sad to see #55's comment was thumbed down.

you don't know the benefits of Avocado do you?!

UnluckyGenius 21

#72 Pineapple is better for living.

TrollingStalker 16

*who lives in a pineapple under the sea...*

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

blcksocks 19

After he pulled out the knife, op screamed "Holy Guacamole"

PterodactylMan 23

*Grabs popcorn and a drink* what it might take a while

Maybe op posted this just prior to being stabbed and is either dead or in medical care.

Let this be a life lesson to you, ALWAY BRING THE AVOCADOS

I don't blame him, avocados are freaking delicious.

I know, they're so fantastic they run out fast. It's such a disappointment when stores don't have them. If I pulled a knife every time they didn't have avocados, I'd be a serial killer.

I agree.... I would pull a knife too. You can't just let a man go without avocados!!

Only if you then used the knife to kill people.

Ask to borrow the knife to pick more avacados from the imaginary tree in the restaurant.

I advise you to tell your boss ASAP!

I think it may be a little late for that by now.

You mean OP isn't still standing there, waiting for advice from the FML community while the crazed customer brandishes a knife at him?

Well at least you now know not to run out of avocados for future reference.

Barriaultcory 16

Should've suggested bananas as a substitute... Then hit him with a watermelon

Because pizza parlors have bananas and watermelons just sitting around for just such an occasion...

Don't mess with people's need for avocados. The consequences can be disastrous.

Maybe he thought you just didn't have a knife to cut the avocados.