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Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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On 08/01/2013 at 11:18am - work - by are these people even HUMAN? (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

#1 - On 08/01/2013 at 7:41pm by UnluckyGenius

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This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

#2 - On 08/01/2013 at 7:42pm by Tylerj1124

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