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Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56006) - you deserved it (9501)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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At least they didn't ruin the dream by waking you up

#2 - On 07/20/2013 at 10:25am by oicu812xD

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It's an omen, and I'm sure your co-workers will laugh and so will you. Don't worry so much!

#1 - On 07/20/2013 at 10:24am by JoeGrant

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