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Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41422) - you deserved it (3073)

On 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Gladys wins. Flawless victory.

#4 - On 07/19/2013 at 2:12am by thardak

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Well hey, maybe they were fighting for the last applesauce and prune juice lunch tray.

#3 - On 07/19/2013 at 2:12am by mackdeezy

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