Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML

by no new apartment for me / 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

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  • Welp, it sounds like your boss is an asshole.

    #1 - On 07/18/2013 at 8:10pm by NoOneLovesYou

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  • She didn't have to be rude about it. A "no" would've been enough. Some bosses are assholes just because they know they can be one.

    #2 - On 07/18/2013 at 8:10pm by MissWhitneyB

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