Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight hour shift. FML

by readytoamputatemyfeet / 06/30/2013 at 7:00pm / United States (Florida) / Work

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  • I guess if you say 'pretty black pair' it makes your boyfriend think of a shoe like that. Maybe just say 'black pair' next time.

    #2 - On 07/01/2013 at 2:29am by sharksfan48

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  • At least they were YOUR stilettos, right?

    #1 - On 07/01/2013 at 2:29am by ShadowBox

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