Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML

by AntSimo / 05/19/2009 at 3:46am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Work

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  • A CV is short for curriculum vitae or more commonly known as a résumé.

    #13 - On 05/19/2009 at 11:05am by stig53kr

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  • Wait what? Who pressed the charges if not you?

    #6 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:18am by notmuch

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