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Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47696) - you deserved it (5398)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:55am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Note to self: always bring a flashlight to public bathrooms from now on.

#2 - On 06/10/2013 at 1:02pm by MGITSWFTC

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that's when you gotta be grateful for socks!

#1 - On 06/10/2013 at 1:02pm by dead_insects

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