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Today, my band an I playd at our frst ever real gig. Our drummer turnd up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamd ( HELL YEAH! ) then ran an dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47398) - you deserved it (4999)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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Guess who you need to replace?

#1 - On 06/07/2013 at 8:59pm by Phyre24

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I'm sure that in his trippy mind, it was his best performance ever.

#3 - On 06/07/2013 at 9:00pm by laurenasabutton

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