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Today, my workplace was issued aprons. I then became the first and only employee in the history of the business to set an apron on fire while using the grill. FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 8:51pm - work - by CheesyCasey - United States (Michigan)

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Only? They immediately prohibited the aprons again?

#2 - On 05/30/2013 at 4:03am by dathan

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That's unfortunate, at least you're not hurt enough to not be able to do anything. In a while though, you and your coworkers will look back at this and laugh.

#1 - On 05/30/2013 at 4:02am by ChrisWaines

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