Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

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  • I say let him try it. He'll see how far his swag will take him. Life lessons.

    #1 - On 05/23/2013 at 3:52am by Sir_ND_Pity

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  • McDonalds is now accepting graduates from Swag University. Maybe he'll get in.

    #2 - On 05/23/2013 at 3:52am by BananaDildo

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