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Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48209) - you deserved it (9198)

On 05/13/2013 at 8:01am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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And you got a promotion, right?

#1 - On 05/13/2013 at 10:11am by Fluffydemise

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uh-oh. he wasn't too hard on you, was he?

#6 - On 05/13/2013 at 10:13am by emmingle

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