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Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20993) - you deserved it (52604)

On 04/28/2013 at 5:09am - work - by stupid voicemails - United States (Hawaii)

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Rule number 1 :
Remember to always check your voicemail before you start applying to jobs.

#1 - On 04/28/2013 at 10:44am by nicolemadden

See in context

maybe they laughed about since they kept calling. or maybe they just made fun of you by listening to it over and over.

#3 - On 04/28/2013 at 10:49am by noobsatin

See in context




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