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Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML

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On 04/18/2013 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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That woman is a genius! Well, for having the idea, not the getting caught part.

#1 - On 04/18/2013 at 5:34am by Kallian

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I wonder how long she has been doing that for & in how many stores! Quite clever but silly at the same time :).

#3 - On 04/18/2013 at 5:37am by zahra_786

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