Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

by Anonymous / 04/08/2013 at 4:30am / Work

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  • Talk about not being able to hold your liquor!

    #2 - On 04/08/2013 at 10:03am by RedPillSucks

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  • Drinking wine at a lunch meeting? You mustn't be from around here.

    (Ever since the Exxon Valdez, drinking on the job has been considered a bad idea here in the US.)

    #5 - On 04/08/2013 at 10:08am by perdix

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