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Today, I was denied a job because the guy interviewing me said that I was an illiterate blonde girl who used fake words like "plethora" and "viable". I told him I would leave, after he spelled the word "illiterate". He spelled it wrong and had me escorted from the premises. "Eeletterote" my ass. FML


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On 04/01/2013 at 12:44am - work - by Nefi (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Do you really want to work there?

#2 - On 04/01/2013 at 6:23am by PrussiaisAwesome

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What an asinine, vapid son of a bitch. Just be glad you didn't get a job working for such an uncooth, witless and intolerable piece of work.

#5 - On 04/01/2013 at 6:25am by Pleonasm

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