Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

by JimmyT / 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Work

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  • It's one of the wierdest fmls I've ever read on this site.

    #5 - On 03/04/2013 at 3:10am by Adula

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  • Omg, this just keeps getting better and better! Did not see that ending coming though; FYL.

    #2 - On 03/04/2013 at 3:07am by cmb8280

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