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Today, I got a two dollar raise. Unfortunately, I recently accepted a transfer to a job on the other side of the state to what was, at the time, a more lucrative position. I can't cancel it, so now I get to move into a pay cut. FML


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On 02/20/2013 at 1:33am - work - by MeanGina (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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I'm assuming op means $2 per hour extra. At least I hope so.

#6 - On 02/20/2013 at 6:17am by fat_snooki_lol

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It's ok, maybe you'll enjoy your new workplace better. Stay positive

#7 - On 02/20/2013 at 6:17am by MsConfusedd

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