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Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40269) - you deserved it (3205)

On 01/08/2013 at 11:40am - work - by AnonUser464 (man) - United States

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Your boss is a pussy. He should do it himself.

#1 - On 01/08/2013 at 12:59pm by nycwrestler

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At least she will have plenty of free time to go on a date with you.

#5 - On 01/08/2013 at 1:01pm by zombieslayer83

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