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Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23701) - you deserved it (5543)

On 12/31/2012 at 2:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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At first when i was reading this I thought you were a woman which would have been even more embarrassing. Still, fyl op.

#1 - On 12/31/2012 at 6:08am by luke_bryan_fan

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Man boobs were officially the reason I forced myself to lose weight. I know it's embarrassing, i feel your pain.

#3 - On 12/31/2012 at 6:11am by Nordrag

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