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Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (8714)

On 12/30/2012 at 10:51pm - work - by BAMN2187 - United States

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That's the hooker calling the whore a slut..

#3 - On 12/31/2012 at 2:59am by hayyyyleyyyybaby

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I always hate when people make this joke, and they do it every year.

#4 - On 12/31/2012 at 3:00am by Rei_Ayanami

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