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Today, I Was Saparating Mah Notas Into Two Pilas: Ona To Sava Fir Axam Studying An Ona To Throw Out. I Finishd Saparating, Pickd Up Tha Junk Pila An Absantmindadly Shraddd It. Aftarwards, I Lookd Down To Saa Tha Junk Pila Still Complataly Intact. Goodbya, Passing Gradas. Raal FML


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On 11/26/2012 at 10:03pm - work - by shark - United States (Texas)

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That will teach you to look first

#1 - On 11/27/2012 at 2:51am by WingsFan80

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Because of my constant OCD attacks and hope of passing, I always make sure to double check when I shred my paper.. I hope you can get them from someone else.
Good luck on those exam.

#3 - On 11/27/2012 at 2:52am by 143dav

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