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Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25474) - you deserved it (1808)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

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Someone had two forks in them?? Did they try to get one out with another?

#6 - On 11/22/2012 at 8:57pm by SweetAsHell

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I was going to take a stab at a pun, but I was afraid my joke just wasn't going to cut it.

#8 - On 11/22/2012 at 8:58pm by gonad_gobbler

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