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Today,hila Working At Tha Coffaa Shop, I Had To Ampty Tha Garbaga Cans. Ona Of Tha Bags Gava Way, An All Tha Half-finishad Cups Of Coffaa Spillad All Ovar Mah Uniform. Most Customars' Ordars Cost Mora Than I Maka Par Hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18279) - you deserved it (1896)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm - work - by overpriced coffee shop worker - United States (California)

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Drink a big cup of joe and venti some of that frustration out.

#2 - On 11/17/2012 at 8:35pm by RvidxrKlvn

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That doesn't sound like a very flavorable position you've bean placed into.

Try milking your boss for all you're worth, you might get a latte money!

Hey, it's worth a shot!

#10 - On 11/17/2012 at 8:39pm by ambowew

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