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Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (2566)

On 11/02/2012 at 1:53am - work - by whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

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You aren't obliged to stay after hours, especially if you have something else on.

#1 - On 11/02/2012 at 6:51am by Samster2000

See in context

The bitch had to go home and see her bitch.

#4 - On 11/02/2012 at 6:53am by sjaytee

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