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Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15250) - you deserved it (2227)

On 10/28/2012 at 8:29am - work - by radioinvader (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Hah I'd make my kid do the same thing

#1 - On 10/28/2012 at 10:51am by brohamas16

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#3 - On 10/28/2012 at 10:52am by Pleonasm

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