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Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22245) - you deserved it (1973)

On 10/07/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by working_as_usual (man) - United States (California)

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Sell him a ticket and the other to the most irritating person you know

#1 - On 10/08/2012 at 2:56am by ramakanthsj

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Photocopy the tickets, sell the photocopies to him, and the real copies to someone worthy of them. Voila.

#6 - On 10/08/2012 at 3:00am by FMLKitten

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