Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2012 at 10:02pm / United States / Work

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  • Why do you hate spiders? Most of them are harmless and they kill mosquitoes and other bugs. They're quite helpful.

    Kidding. Seriously, fuck spiders.

    #2 - On 10/05/2012 at 3:11am by sirsquab

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  • In this economy, you should be much more out-of-work-phobic, so sort your phobias out and deal with the little bug in the glass (and hope it doesn't escape, heh-heh-heh.)

    Or get some old lady to swallow it. I don't know why.

    #1 - On 10/05/2012 at 3:10am by perdix

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