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Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML


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On 09/30/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by what the fuck, mate (man) - Australia

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Well, that has to motivate you to go to college or do courses, or really anything that may one day get you away from vomit filled discount bins. Good luck.

#1 - On 09/30/2012 at 8:48pm by littlem91

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Hey you still have a paycheck.

#3 - On 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm by SuperDerp

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